Horrible and lifeless horror comedy is dumb and boring but extremely gory and disgusting. After killing a stowaway Patriot by crushing him against a tree, the group arrive in the nearby town of Danville, only to discover it has been similarly overrun by the infected children. Hitachi, but Calvin passes out due to diabetic shock. The staff and uninfected children unite with the janitor Mr. J| Rating: 3/5 | Full Review… Cooties has its problems, but for fans of the genre, it’s mostly good bloody fun. Cooties is fine if you want to watch a movie about elementary school kids getting bludgeoned with fire extinguishers and then set ablaze. Gory and hilarious and occasionally terrifying.

Cooties, which hits theaters on September 18, is unlikely to have a sequel, at least not in the spirit of the original film. Will there be Cooties 2? More likely than not, no. So, though “Cooties” has a reasonable amount of laughs and frights, and though real teachers may find it an apt allegory for the zombielike charges in their classrooms, it’s not really funny enough to achieve grown-up cachet, and it’s too ugly and violent for younger viewers. COOTIES is a horror comedy with unexpected laughs and unapologetic thrills. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives. What happens in the movie Cooties?Ī mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. Cooties is a 2014 American horror comedy film directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion from a screenplay written by Ian Brennan and Leigh Whannell.

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